Standard Internal Conversation

Act 1, Scene 1
Penis: ” Andrew, i wanna have sex”
Brain: “Shut up Penis, Im trying to read here”
Penis:” but I WANNA”
Brain: I said NO
Penis: Dont make me make you do something stupid…
Brain: is that a threat?
Penis: mayybe….
Brain: Goddamnit Penis! Remember the last time you took the reins???
Penis: heh heh heh, yeah THREESOME!!
Brain: you dumbass, A. We didnt get a threesome B. Molly broke up with us after that and C. I dont even remember that. You dumbshit.
Penis: I WANT TO HAVE SEX
BRAIN: BUT IM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP

(Pause)
Heart: uh…sir? Im working on that….
Brain:……………oh shit
(Heart and Penis high five while Brain craddles his head in his hands and weeps)

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